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Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

Vera Donovan (Dolores Claiborne)

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Do or do not... there is no try.

Yoda

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It's hard to find time to work out when you really don't want to.

Jim Gaffigan

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If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.

Lau Tzu

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I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Ron Burgundy

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Just because you can have babies, doesn't mean you should.

Me

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I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

Cal Naughton, Jr. (Talladega Nights)

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If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Amy Tan

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You just have to accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

David Brent (The Office UK)

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Your world frightens and confuses me! When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

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